This is too good to pass up. Someone has written my obituary! I knew it was going to be a heart attack! Got some of the facts wrong, like who’s the mother of my son, Tristan, but he spelled my name right.
May 11, 2008 by johndufresne
This is too good to pass up. Someone has written my obituary! I knew it was going to be a heart attack! Got some of the facts wrong, like who’s the mother of my son, Tristan, but he spelled my name right.
What a macabre writing assignment. Must have been dreamed up by a critic. They like their writers better dead.
Oh my! How careless of you to have died so young, John. Although 60 is a nice round number, and if you’re going to go early, at least go tidily, that’s my motto.
Still, it’s good to be reminded that you’ve “written quite a bit”.
And only the famous get their obits written in advance. Congratulations?
Tania Casselle.
having “written quite a bit” I’d consider an accomplishment. Also, Mr. Dufresne I thank you for not looking at this assignment as being a negative one.
I killed you by having a heart attack because having you hit by a taxi cab in New York City seemed too ironic.
Take care,
Michael